Eek, my nose is growing

I'm it again!
This is turning into an "All you ever wanted to know about MJ but were afraid to hear the answer" kinda thing.

Ok, here goes:

1. I was never kicked out of a classroom during my entire high school career.
2. I once joined an all-female sorority because I lacked girfriends.
3. I've been a vegetarian for six years now. (Despite all the horrid stories below ;)
4. I have never broken a bone in my body. Knock on wood.
5. I don't have a driver's license.

Have at it people!