I'd prefer you anytime

Maybe you read this on Fark already: http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,10349617^13762,00.html

"...one model has a vibrating alarm function to gently shake their sleeping beauty awake...."
Hmm, would that be remote-controlled from Kent and could it do other things? Miles and Mingus are starting to give me violated looks.