The head spider thingee from Hornings!!

Check it out:


They're selling it online as an "Orgasmatron"
I just love the look on that woman's face.. ;)

The text translates something like this: "It's not what you think it is! Put your whole world upside down with the Orgasmatron. The most intense of sensations will reach your soul via your skull. A new world will open up, your worries will tingle away and you'll feel completely relaxed. Do not use with XTC.
The Orgasmatron comes in a Pink Chic edition; the ultimate gadget for your girlfriend!"

When was my birthday again?